Framboize

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21
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2009

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Virginie et son paillasson sur 21 mai 2009 à 22:26

Je peux en rajouter une couche en avouant que ma chienne s’appelle Brownie…
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Framboize sur 22 mai 2009 à 10:49

@ Virginie : :mmm:
ça y’est j’ai faim ….
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