Framboize

La théorie du feuchneuk

06
Déc
2012

Les petites animations d’avant la fin de semaine ….

Du grand n'imp' | 8 commentaires

… et qui me font bien marrer !

Je surkiffe ce grand moment de solitude…

Lire la suite…

27
Nov
2012

Un peu de LOL s’il vous plait …

Du grand n'imp' | 2 commentaires

Tu veux du LOL ?

En v’la !

Lire la suite…

08
Nov
2012

God is back…

Délire, Du grand n'imp' | 9 commentaires

Et il est partout !

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28
Sep
2012

C’est la veille du week end !

Du grand n'imp' | 6 commentaires

REGARDES MA VOIX !

ÉCOUTES MES YEUX !!

DONNES MOI LE NUMÉRO DE TA CARTE BANCAIRE !!!!

Merde ça marche pas …..

21
Sep
2012

Les filles, ça aiment se maquiller… mais parfois c’est pas beau

Du grand n'imp', Pour les yeux | 19 commentaires

Bon, moi je te laisse, je vais vomir …

23
Août
2012

Zoom

Délire, Du grand n'imp' | 4 commentaires

Tu prends une photo.

Tu zoomes…

Tu cherches la tronche qui tue …

Tu la copies-colles sur les têtes des voisins et hop!

Tu dézoomes et là …

Tu rigoles :mdr:

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Christophe sur Pourquoi ce silence …
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Amandine sur Je vais tester « Mincinov’ «
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ca au moins c'est un article original et marrant, bien vu

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